Oasis Springs, I Don't Feel So Good...
What better way to ruin a save file than with a zombie apocalypse?
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Joaquin Phoenix was incredibly bored. That's why he decided to call his good buddies from EvilBiotechCorp to spice things up a little. Not long after, a gas that smelled like bean farts and asphalt came from the sky, causing everyone to start hacking uncontrollably.
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Left to Right -> Amberlynn Reid, Spiderman, Neo (from The Matrix), The Joker, Gaymor Gorl (aka Belle Delphine), & Squirellerella |
Joker was really starting to reconsider.
It was too late, however. Dead people started coming from places dead people shouldn't come from.
Yuki... or Candi...? Behr decided to take a stroll around the neighborhood.
And this Thanos looking mf showed up.
Joker, thinking the guy must be a friend of a friend or something, decided to do a thing.
It turned out exactly the way we all expected.
Joker actually died 😢
But he came back to life as a zombie so it didn't really matter.
Spiderman decided that he'd rather play chess with the cute Behr girl instead of help save the day.
You can see how that turned out for him.
Eventually, the second round of zombie gas came around, and this time everyone actually turned. Everyone except Master Zombie Girl, of course.
She continued to do her job. And they happily died ever after :)
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